2021-12

Which is more exciting? Watching a ball drop or watching paint dry? Oddly enough, after getting drunk, it's watching a ball drop.... Happy New Year.

If you don't know what to give as a nice gift, buy them a truck. Did you know that websites use cookies? Seriously?..... Guest: Author Claire MacIntosh "I See You"

Ron doesn't understand why getting older means that hair grows in the wrong places..... Guest: Bunch O' Balloons Owner Josh Malone encounters a patent problem

Ron tries to navigate through this awkward week between Christmas and New Year's.... Guest: Star of "Queens" Naturi Naughton talks about moving your body

Ron reflects on how our parents lied to us about things, and how we lie to our kids today about holiday stuff. This is all very confusing.

Ron celebrates Christmas with you in a manner that would astound you. Raise a glass of egg nog and open one of those gifts that you really don't want, but must look greatful.

Ron finds reasons to be confused about a virtual barrel of nonsense. What else is new?..... Guest: Sarah Janssen is editor of The 2022 World Almanac

Ron thinks that Rachel Ray is out of control. Ron has invented a new toilet. Do you want to invest?... Guest: Ken Hodder is National Commander of The Salvation Army

Ron has the courage to admit that he can't do certain things very well, and you can't do many things well either..... Guests: "George To The Rescue"  has some cool home product ideas and Consumer Expert Nicole Feliciano has some gift ideas

Ron comments on how we get stuck with our baggage in life. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. We're not even too good at choosing our friends..... Guest: Bumble Relationship Expert Shan Boodram

Ron hates glitter. There's nothing further to say about it.... Guest: Kathleen Belmonte is VP of Clinical Services and talks about the nursing shortage

Ron talks about a possible egg shortage and price hike. It's because chickens need some space..... Guest: CNA Research Analyst Dr. Megan McBride talks about the insurrection

Ron requires people to earn his trust by performing various feats of proof and three miracles. He also discusses "giving back" in the most incorrect manner. There is no guest today. Just Ron. Good luck.

Ron has run out of ideas for gift giving. He is bone dry on finding something different. But then, there are some ideas that are really horribly crazy.... Guest: Andy Schoonover is CEO of Crowdhealth

Ron relays his weekend experiences and reflects on difficult situations..... Guest: Trends Editor Mike Bako offering some smart shopping and gift ideas 

Ron devotes most of his show to the friendly reminder that scammers are out to screw you during the holidays.... Guests: Dr. Sanchez talks about keeping your heart healthy with some exercise.... Kip Starchild reads your horoscope

Ron examines the poultry life of a chicken. He also comments on extended families that live with each other.......... Guest: Comedian Michael Ian Black

Ron trips through various topics with reckless ease. Shoes that don't fit, massages that could get messy, name tags that are worn in awkward places, and other topics seem to fly around without purpose....... Guest: American Legion National Commander Paul Dillard

Ron saw a religious poem on a bathroom wall that requires comment. He also celebrates the deadline for medicare advantage commercials..... Guest: Melissa Bastos discusses a survey about holiday shopping and has some ideas

Ron has the answer to a happy and fulfilling life, and he shares it with you on this special monologue-type episode. He also introduces the concept of building a Noah's Ark for Stupid People.

Ron continues his "it doesn't make any sense" tour. Today, he comments on the phrase "person of color", harpoons the "fork split" concept, and begs the question "where are the oysters from?". (Note the over-use of quotation marks in this summary)... Guest: Gordon Javna "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader's Hindsight Is 20/20"

Ron continually hears a certain phrase that really annoys him. He also talks about the awkwardness of the occasional hug. Horoscope Master Kip Starchild renders a new reading.

Ron looks at various topics with a generous helping of sarcasm..... Guest: PETA General Counsel Brittany Peet talks about continuing legal efforts against the "Tiger King"