Ron Van Dam Show

6/17/22 We All Have Allergies; I Don’t Do Windows

Yes, we all have allergies. That's what connects us to humanity. Ron also has no idea how to tip anymore. Please consume this monlogue episode (as best you can) and make believe it was relevant.

6/16/22 Grade School Crush; Those Crazy Kids

Ron monologues it today. Some topics: grade school crush, kids will be kids, we are not really civilized at all

6/15/22 Fast Food From Hell

Ron believes that "fast food" refers to how quickly you end up on the toilet..... Guest: John Lopos is CEO of The National Sleep Foundation

6/14/22 Outrunning A Zombie; Arguably Stupid

Ron looks at various social topics; Arguably Talking About Sports, Running Of The Bulls, High Prices, Jurassic Park Movies, Outrunning Zombies, and more.....Guest: Shan Boodran from Bumble

6/13/22 Annoying People On Planes; Masks With Muzzles

Ron talks about disrespectful people and kids on airline flights. Too bad those Covid masks didn't have built-in muzzles..... Guest: National Geographics Author Stephanie Drimmer "Ultimate Book Of The Future"

6/10/22 Dance Recitals From Hell

Ron examines the wonderfully odd world of dancing schools, dance recitals, and lottery tickets... Guest: Author Colin Kersey "Swimming With The Angels"

6/9/22 My Colon Selfie; Facebook Insanity

Ron thinks a colonoscopy is the ultimate selfie.  He also takes a look at Facebook and how odd it really is...... Guest: NCAA Dr. Gloria Beim about exercising

6/8/22 Dating A Cheerleader; We Are Not Alone

Ron dated a cheerleader. What seemed like a dream actually was not. Have you noticed that there are other people living with us on this planet, and they seem to just get in the way of things?  Apparently, we are not alone. When is fruit ever really ripe? What's the point of going on a picnic and eating food on the ground?..... Guest: Dr. Ibrahim is a dinosaur expert

6/7/22 Results Not Typical

Ron doesn't understand why he would buy a product if the "results are not typical"...He is also  freaked out by "dead end" streets. Inefficiency seems to be normal. When something goes well, that becomes remarkable... We should all refuse to talk to robots.

6/6/22 So What?; My 23rd Cousin Vinny

Ron doesn't quite understand the point to those ancestry website services. It's kind of a "who cares?" and "so what?" thing..... Guest: Mike Bako from The Daily National has some unique Fathers Day gift ideas

6/3/22 9/10th of a Cent & 2.5 Babies

Ron hits a variety of topics today. What do they have in common? They all make no sense..... Guests: Dr. Pryor and Dr. Uzendu say we should all learn CPR

6/2/22 A Little Pomp & No Circumstance

Ron looks at today's celebration of Queen Elizabeth with great confusion, a little pomp, and no circumstance..... Guest: Dr. Stephen Furlich does some "sex talk"

6/1/22 Call Me Doctor; What’s In A Name?

What's in a name? Not much, really. Ron wonders why he can't just call himself a doctor? No one ever checks. Donuts are not a nice thing to give someone......... Guest: NCAA orthopedic surgeon Dr. Gloria Beim talks about pain after exercising

5/31/22 My CVS Receipt; Natalie Jacobson

Ron has another encounter with CVS after he is attacked by an angry gang of mosquitoes during a weed wacking session.... Guest: News Anchor Natalie Jacobson

5/27/22 Monkey Pox Really?; Dashing Your Dreams

Ron tries to understand monkey pox (in a sense).. He also comments on your ability to fulfill your dreams, horror movies, having a happy marriage, and wearing pants during a zoom meeting.... Guest: Kim Daly "The True Crime File"

5/26/22 Buck & Butt Naked, Museum Guards

Ron talks about the boring world of art museums. He also dissects the human need to run around naked........... Guest: Nutrition Expert Cara Harbstreet talks potatoes

5/25/22 Another Mass Shooting

Ron comments on yesterday's grammar school shooting in Texas.

5/24/22 Haven’t Had My Coffee Yet; Whatever

Ron has given up on society. He wants stupid people tagged. He is also tired of the excuse "I haven't had my coffee yet"............ Guest: Author PA Brook "If I Were God"

5/23/22 Beaches, Bad Jokes, Learning To Swim, and Stupid People

Ron talks about nude beaches, bad jokes, learning to swim, why he hates sand, learning to spell, and what to do with the stupid people..... Guests: Dr. Burress and Dr. Morgan talk about clinical trials that use diversity

5/20/22 Nouns That Became Verbs, Baby Formula, Kayaks Really?

Ron hits on a number of topics today.... why get into a kayak?, nouns that became verbs, I am not a robot, a crazy world, what's the formula of baby formula?, ugly babies, who's coming down my chimney?, do I want dewy skin?, and other delightful conversations..... Guest: American Legion Auxilary President Kathy Daudistel about National Poppy Day

5/19/22 Accept My Cookies; Robot Customer Service

Ron is sick of customer service robot voices. He also wants you to accept his cookies.......... Guest: Ashley Gyura about lyme disease

5/18/22 Outside Church Statue; Can’t Cook?

Ron talks about people that can't cook. He also points out the statues that appear in front of many churches...... Guest: Founder of RealMe is Jeff Tinsley

5/17/22 Addictions & What To Do About Them

Ron devotes this entire episode to a discussion about living with addictions and what to do about them... Guest: Dana Golden is a Certified Family Addiction Coach

5/16/22 Crotchety Kids; Summer Camp Hell

Ron recalls his awful summer camp days. He also looks at the life cycle of acting crotchety, is done with sugar, feels sorry for chickens and cows, tries to quit things "cold turkey"

5/13/22 Belly Dancing; I Have People

Ron sees the back of his head at his recent hair stylist visit. He also talks about having "his people" make arrangements for him..... Guest: Belly Dancing For Health with Jennifer Sobel

5/12/22 Mo Pho’s House Of Food Stuff In A Bowl

Ron wants to start his own Pho restaurant. The best part is the name of the place....Kip Starchild has your horoscope reading for today... Guest: Bernie Sanders' Deputy Campaign Manager Ari Rabin-Havt

5/11/22 It’s Your Fault

Ron starts his day blaming everybody else, because it really is their fault. Also, an attractive woman stranger wants to be my facebook friend..... Guest: Travel Expert Terry Dale

5/10/22 Grade School Crush; We Are Not Really Civilized

Ron looks at our life cycle, as he questions how civilized we actually are not. "Kids will be kids" should not be an excuse. Ron remembers his grade school crush on his teacher. 

5/9/22 Watch Out For Small Print; Covid Comeback Tour

Ron hates small print. It's hiding something evil. He also hears that Covid is making a comeback tour.... Guest: Dermatologist Micole Tuchman

5/6/22 There Are Moms Worse Than You

TV Comedy Writer Glenn Boozan joins Ron to celebrate Mother's Day in a different way. Her new book is "There Are Moms Worse Than You"

5/5/22 Jury Duty Evasion Tactics

Ron spent all day watching Court TV, which reminded him of his life-long efforts to evade jury duty.... Guest: Kelly Hardgrave and National Geographic talk about the book "Can't Get Enough Shark Stuff"

5/4/22 Solving The World By Yourself ?

Ron finds that most people have become more annoying and vastly more stupid. As a result, it falls upon him to solve many of the global problems. It seems that other people seem to be the roadblocks.

5/3/22 A Wedding With Fries; Official Sports Stupidity

Ron is amazed at the stupidity of official products of sports teams. He also takes a look at people getting married at MacDonald's..... Guest: Christine DaSilva is VP of Communications at Norwegian Cruise Lines and has a special contest for teachers

5/2/22 Elvis & The People Behind Him

Ron interviews Steve Binder, who was responsible for the real success of Elvis Presley. Steve is turning 90 years old this year.  He gives us a real, personal behind the scenes look at this incredible relationship. "Elvis '68 Comeback - The Story Behind The Special"

4/29/22 Get The Fat Sucked Out Of You

Ron looks at how obesely fat you are in the eyes of the government. It's also a New Year's resolution that is rarely achieved.. so how 'bout getting the fat sucked out of you?..... Guest: Wedding Expert Claire Roche

4/28/22 Women Should Be Ruling The World

Ron examines the differences between men and women and he doesn't understand why women don't rule the world, cause they really do. Ron also tells his story of when he was mistaken for Jesus.... Guest: Matthew Frey "This Is How Your Marriage Ends"

4/27/22 Kiss Your Light Bulb Goodbye

Ron takes a romantic look at incandescent light bulbs, which will be completely obsolete next year... Guest: TV Personality Heather Thompson has some Mother's Day ideas

4/26/22 Get Out Of My Mouth, Too Many Options

Ron is confused and amazed at how many versions of toothpaste are available on the shelf, and how stupid that really is. He doesn't like going to the dentist because nobody should ever be in his mouth, unless otherwise invited..... Guest: Nat Geo's David Liitschwager is a photographer who specializes in octopus and jellyfish

4/25/22 Chili Dogs & Small Camels; The 13th Floor

Ron sings the praises of chili dogs and small camels. He also looks at the 13th floor in buildings. There are no guests today.... just Ron babbling on and on about things that make no sense.

4/22/22 The Big Expensive Apple

Ron monologues (verb?) the show today. No guests. He recently visited New York City and reveals his adventure.