Ron Van Dam Show

5/20/22 Nouns That Became Verbs, Baby Formula, Kayaks Really?

Ron hits on a number of topics today.... why get into a kayak?, nouns that became verbs, I am not a robot, a crazy world, what's the formula of baby formula?, ugly babies, who's coming down my chimney?, do I want dewy skin?, and other delightful conversations..... Guest: American Legion Auxilary President Kathy Daudistel about National Poppy Day

5/19/22 Accept My Cookies; Robot Customer Service

Ron is sick of customer service robot voices. He also wants you to accept his cookies.......... Guest: Ashley Gyura about lyme disease

5/18/22 Outside Church Statue; Can’t Cook?

Ron talks about people that can't cook. He also points out the statues that appear in front of many churches...... Guest: Founder of RealMe is Jeff Tinsley

5/17/22 Addictions & What To Do About Them

Ron devotes this entire episode to a discussion about living with addictions and what to do about them... Guest: Dana Golden is a Certified Family Addiction Coach

5/16/22 Crotchety Kids; Summer Camp Hell

Ron recalls his awful summer camp days. He also looks at the life cycle of acting crotchety, is done with sugar, feels sorry for chickens and cows, tries to quit things "cold turkey"

5/13/22 Belly Dancing; I Have People

Ron sees the back of his head at his recent hair stylist visit. He also talks about having "his people" make arrangements for him..... Guest: Belly Dancing For Health with Jennifer Sobel

5/12/22 Mo Pho’s House Of Food Stuff In A Bowl

Ron wants to start his own Pho restaurant. The best part is the name of the place....Kip Starchild has your horoscope reading for today... Guest: Bernie Sanders' Deputy Campaign Manager Ari Rabin-Havt

5/11/22 It’s Your Fault

Ron starts his day blaming everybody else, because it really is their fault. Also, an attractive woman stranger wants to be my facebook friend..... Guest: Travel Expert Terry Dale

5/10/22 Grade School Crush; We Are Not Really Civilized

Ron looks at our life cycle, as he questions how civilized we actually are not. "Kids will be kids" should not be an excuse. Ron remembers his grade school crush on his teacher. 

5/9/22 Watch Out For Small Print; Covid Comeback Tour

Ron hates small print. It's hiding something evil. He also hears that Covid is making a comeback tour.... Guest: Dermatologist Micole Tuchman

5/6/22 There Are Moms Worse Than You

TV Comedy Writer Glenn Boozan joins Ron to celebrate Mother's Day in a different way. Her new book is "There Are Moms Worse Than You"

5/5/22 Jury Duty Evasion Tactics

Ron spent all day watching Court TV, which reminded him of his life-long efforts to evade jury duty.... Guest: Kelly Hardgrave and National Geographic talk about the book "Can't Get Enough Shark Stuff"

5/4/22 Solving The World By Yourself ?

Ron finds that most people have become more annoying and vastly more stupid. As a result, it falls upon him to solve many of the global problems. It seems that other people seem to be the roadblocks.

5/3/22 A Wedding With Fries; Official Sports Stupidity

Ron is amazed at the stupidity of official products of sports teams. He also takes a look at people getting married at MacDonald's..... Guest: Christine DaSilva is VP of Communications at Norwegian Cruise Lines and has a special contest for teachers

5/2/22 Elvis & The People Behind Him

Ron interviews Steve Binder, who was responsible for the real success of Elvis Presley. Steve is turning 90 years old this year.  He gives us a real, personal behind the scenes look at this incredible relationship. "Elvis '68 Comeback - The Story Behind The Special"

4/29/22 Get The Fat Sucked Out Of You

Ron looks at how obesely fat you are in the eyes of the government. It's also a New Year's resolution that is rarely achieved.. so how 'bout getting the fat sucked out of you?..... Guest: Wedding Expert Claire Roche

4/28/22 Women Should Be Ruling The World

Ron examines the differences between men and women and he doesn't understand why women don't rule the world, cause they really do. Ron also tells his story of when he was mistaken for Jesus.... Guest: Matthew Frey "This Is How Your Marriage Ends"

4/27/22 Kiss Your Light Bulb Goodbye

Ron takes a romantic look at incandescent light bulbs, which will be completely obsolete next year... Guest: TV Personality Heather Thompson has some Mother's Day ideas

4/26/22 Get Out Of My Mouth, Too Many Options

Ron is confused and amazed at how many versions of toothpaste are available on the shelf, and how stupid that really is. He doesn't like going to the dentist because nobody should ever be in his mouth, unless otherwise invited..... Guest: Nat Geo's David Liitschwager is a photographer who specializes in octopus and jellyfish

4/25/22 Chili Dogs & Small Camels; The 13th Floor

Ron sings the praises of chili dogs and small camels. He also looks at the 13th floor in buildings. There are no guests today.... just Ron babbling on and on about things that make no sense.

4/22/22 The Big Expensive Apple

Ron monologues (verb?) the show today. No guests. He recently visited New York City and reveals his adventure. 

4/21/22 Modern Art? ; Bride & Groom Clothing Oddities

Ron doesn't understand modern art. He also takes a look at the oddities of wedding wardrobe. The bride buys her gown, but the groom only rents his tuxedo..... Guest: Adventures in Eating with Annika Stensson

4/20/22 A Younger Life; Is It Boned?

Ron recalls his younger life of excitement. He also rants about the absurdity of social media. Is it de-boned or boned?...... Guest: Tess Masters is the "Blender Girl"

4/19/22 Nobody Is Perfect; We’re All In The Same Boat

Ron examines how we judge our friends and strangers. "We're all in the same boat, unless it's the Titanic, then get me off of this boat"..... Ron also takes a look at becoming a therapist.... Guest: Dr. Lucille Burbank "The Inside Secrets Of Sesame Street" 

4/18/22 Self Destruction Is Not Good

Ron is disgusted with our political parties trying to destroy each other, but destroying this Country instead. It makes no sense. Ron also looks at today's tax deadline..... Guest: Michael Letts discusses gasoline thefts

4/15/22 Stalked By My Weather App; Holiday Tolerance

Ron helps us tolerate the Holiday. He also complains about being stalked by his weather app... Guest: Jodi Grant is Executive Director of Afterschool Alliance

4/14/22 Expensive For No Reason

Ron takes a look at products that cost too much for no reason whatsoever. Why do parents spell out their curse words in front of their children?..... Guest: Travel Expert Brad Tolkin talks about cruises

4/13/22 It’s An Annoying Festival Of Annoyances

Ron monologues it today, which means it's an endless stream of things that make no sense: Annoying People, Annoying Situations, Annoying News, etc.

4/12/22 Drug Commercials; Awkward Gym Class

It's total monologue day. Ron recalls his gym class when he was in public school and how horrible it actually was. He also comments on the many drug commercials and their incredible irony.

4/11/22 Getting Lost in Ikea; Spring Into Problems

Ron does not look forward to Spring because there's way too much work to do. He also admits his fright to enter the Ikea Store, get lost, and never to return... Guest: Jennifer Lynch is a toy trend expert

4/8/22 Get Your Sign Off My Lawn

Ron complains about doing yard work and refuses to ever mow again. This leads to his disdain for lawn signs..... Guest: Distracted Driving Expert David Pesi

4/7/22 Urine & The Kardashians

This episode is unusually weird. It's about the oddities of urine tests and also the absurdity of the Kardashians. Caution is advised. This one isn't for everyone........ Guest: Dr. Gordon Postill "A Longshots Story"

4/6/22 Call Me Boss; Surveys From Hell

Ron wonders what those stores do with the on-line survey that I filled out about how they did. Do they ever read them? And why are they so interested in my personal information? Ron also is curious why people who can't speak English very well seem to call him "boss"..... Guest: NY Sun Publisher Dovid Efune

4/5/22 The Slap Loop; Eating That Lobster

Ron is upset with that video loop of the Will Smith slap. Enough already. He also talks about the oddities of eating animals and lobsters..... Guest: Erin Hilerith is a communications VP discussing increased drinking during the pandemic

4/4/22 Smarter Than You; Annoyingly Great People in History

Ron recognizes the smart people in history that were probably very annoying. Have you realized that appliances are smarter than you are?..... Guest: Sarah Eggenberger is a skin care beauty editor

4/1/22 Shame Gullible People Day

Ron thinks April Fools Day is a horrible concept that condones the shaming of gullible people. 

3/31/22 When I Went To School; Too Many Kids In One Place

Ron recalls his days in public school and how it differed so much from what kids experience today. Basically, there were too many kids in one place..... Guest: Julie Charlestein is CEO of Izzo and Premier Dental

3/30/22 What Are You Wearing?; A Message From Yourself

Ron takes a look at our human civilization, which often makes no sense. He also warns against a weird text spam thing...... Ron talks with fashion designer Elesia Carey, who launches her new website.   https://www.couturebyelesia.com/

3/29/22 Controlling Anger By Throwing A Pie

Ron doesn't understand what DJs really do. He also wonders why we shouldn't name our children after their apparent personality flaws........... Guest: Dr. Andrew Cutler about bipolar disorders

3/28/22 The Slap At The Oscars; Smith vs. Rock

Ron talks about the "slap" at the Academy Awards and about bullying.... Guest: National Beauty Expert Renee Lauren