Ron Van Dam Show

2/24/22 Doctor Things; Social Allergy

Ron wonders why his doctor stopped doing things like hitting my knee with a rubber mallet and depressing my tongue. He also tries to understand crystals and magical rocks.... Horoscope Expert Kip Starchild renders his predictions

2/23/22 Trust Nobody; You Made Me Paranoid

Ron has learned not to trust people until they have earned it, but even then....... Guest: Tamica Sears "How To Tell If You're An A**Hole Boss"

2/22/22 Too Many Drug Commercials: Today’s Date Is All 2’s

Ron is smothered by too many TV commercials for drugs. It's both annoying and depressing, for which there is apparently a drug..... (Note: Today's date is all 2's).... Guest: Dr. Neil Jain about asthma

2/21/22 Lie To Me; Do & Don’t Lists

Ron has two lists that he supposedly carries with him always. He has a "do list" of things to always say, and a "don't list" of things to say that will get you in a whole lot of trouble...... Guest: Relationship Expert M.E. Sims "A Little Bit Of Pleasure"

2/18/22 Get Off My Back; My Check For $1.95

Ron received a check in the mail for $1.95. It came with a letter that explained what it was for. It all made no sense..........Guest: Tammy Tompson is the creator of The Psychology Of Poverty

2/17/22 Manipulative Coinage; Day Of The Mattress

Ron is being manipulated by charities for donations. He also recalls a situation with a girl scout and her cookies. Ron reminds you that Presidents Day is coming soon, so buy a mattress.... Guest: Crypto Security Expert Philip Martin

2/16/22 Your Applause Is Deafening

Ron loves applause...Just sayin'....He also talks about how he often puts on an act, because he is an actor. He explains it all in this episode..... Guest: Author Scott Cohen "Don't You Just Hate That"

2/15/22 Clown Faced Women

Ron wonders why most women need to paint their faces like circus clowns...... Guest: NCAA Athlete and Author MK Lever "Surviving The Second Tier"

2/14/22 Don’t Mess With Valentine’s Day; Losers Day Off

Ron warns of the horrible consequences of not celebrating Valentine's Day properly. Don't mess with this holiday....... Guest: Author Kendall Smith "Rookie Father"

2/11/22 Allergic To Annoying Humans; Salty Comfort

Ron takes a look at how uncomfortable "comfort food" can be. He also has an idea how we can get people vaccinated, but it's weird. Do you have watery eyes and a runny nose? You could be allergic to annoying people..... Guest: Rea Frey is founder of Writeway and talks about the process of publishing your own book

2/10/22 Dropping The Mask; ”Tele” This

Ron talks about dropping the mask mandates. He also finds that telehealth appointments make sense. "I can donate my pants, but my organs are another discussion".......... Guest: Rea Frey is founder of Writeway

2/9/22 Living On Tips; Hump Day Reality

Ron tries to solve the bar and restaurant industry staffing problems. If it's hump day, it's not a great life you've got..... Guest: Karen Grill is ambassador to support local restaurants

2/8/22 When I Went To School; Too Many Kids

Ron recalls his days in public school and how it differs so much from what kids experience today. Basically, it's where he learned to dislike kids.... Guest: Julie Charlestein is CEO of Izzo and Premier Dental

2/7/22 Curling, Really?; Redundant Sports Talk

Ron examines "absurd sports talk" today. He tries to make sense of curling and golf. Then, he fails to understand the purpose of redundant sports talk...... Guest: Erika Souter is a parenting expert regarding safe internet activity

2/4/22 Zamboni Relatives; Mr. Softee

Ron does a "thing" about the Zamboni machine. He also delves into the world of ice cream trucks. How do you transition between those two subjects?.... Guest: Michelle Nunn is President & Ceo of Care USA. How do you stop a pandemic?

2/3/22 Freakin’ Bizarre Talent; Kip Starchild Visits

Ron reveals his amazing mental ability of total recall. He also welcomes horoscope master Kip Starchild............... Guest: Fashion Expert Cassandra Dittmer about sustainable fashion brands

2/2/22 Groundhogs & Gullible Humans

Ron takes a hard and absurd look at Groundhog Day, the Olympics, and self driving cars..... Guest: Kimberly Stone is creator of poshglam.com and talks about finding your own talent

2/1/22 So You’re Over 50; What Day Is This?

Ron gives thanks to his garbage collector..... Guest: Author and Divorce Attorney Shel Harrington "Over 50 Defined" 

1/31/22 Rude Theme Restaurants

Ron recalls some incredibly rude and horrible restaurants that he has endured..... Guest: Dr. Nadine Haliburton-Foster about the flu

1/28/22 Crazy Miracles?; The Jetsons Were Wrong

Ron thinks that we are progressing backwards, not meeting many of the predictions in old cartoon shows. He also takes a satirical look at our biblical history and all of  those miracles.

1/27/22 Throwing Your Money Away; Magic Crap

Ron looks at the various ways that we throw our money away. He also comments about the motivational tour speech that he really doesn't do..... Guest: Janellle Smith is with "recreation.gov"

1/26/22 Mitch McConnell: Did You Seriously Say That?

Ron wants to give Mitch McConnell the idiot award. Ron also asks Jeopardy champion Amy Schneider to step aside because it's getting boring.... Guest: Andrea Coty is Senior Project Mgr. with Sesame Workshop

1/25/22 Putting Stuff In A Cloud; Cordless Blowing

Ron is trying to figure out how to store things in the cloud, as opposed to a filing cabinet. He also sings the praises of cordless leaf blowers..... Guest: Dr. Sabrina Assoumou is Professor of Medicine at Boston University

1/24/22 Stuttering; Our Time Is Up

Actually, Ron and Joe Biden have something in common. Also, looking back, do you have any regrets? Ron singles out a "doctor" who is a media whore.... Guest: Author and Relationship Expert Gary John Bishop "Finding Love"

1/21/22 Sweating In My Pants; Hair ’Em Up

Ron hits a number of topics today. Why did women do all that crap to their hair? ...Sweatpants, really? ..Uh oh, how did they die?..... Guest: Roe v. Wade Expert Kimberly Inez McGuire

1/20/22 When To Shut Up; Returning Clothes

Ron is going to teach you when to shut your mouth. Believe me, it really is necessary. He also learns that Amazon is going to open clothing stores...  Guests: Dr. Dana Varble & Gene O'Neil with the North American Veterinary Community

1/19/22 Living Hell With Robots; Sugar Coated Childhood

Ron loves technology as he also hates technology. Robots are harassing him...... Guest: IBM's Karl Heller

1/18/22 Scallops Out Of Control; Tiny Goal Failures

Today, the cell phone towers start emitting 5G signals, which might cause problems. Ron tries to deal with the high price of scallops. He is also disappointed in himself in not reaching his tiny goals.... Guest: Dr. Lee Lindquist about memory loss

1/17/22 Mood Rings & Jeopardy

Ron is bored by the TV show Jeopardy, and it's not because he doesn't know most of the answers (or questions... whatever). He also remembers mood rings and how stupid they were.....Guest: Author Michael Cottman "Segregated Skies"

1/14/22 Bathroom Signage Oddities

Ron explores some weird and confusing public bathroom signs.... Guest: Tyler Moffitt is Webroot's Senior Security Analyst

1/13/22 Velcro Shaming; Comedian Pam Gaslow

Ron thinks that velcro doesn't get appreciated enough. He also reviews his application to become the Pope...... Guest: Writer/Comedian Pam Gaslow "Don't Bring Your Vibrator To Rehab: A Somewhat Comedic Memoir"

1/12/22 Can’t Function Without Coffee; Cost of Having A Pet

Ron has a Starbuck's gift card, but doesn't know how to use it, as he probes America's drug called coffee. He also realizes that he's not "Finnish"..... Guest: Pet Expert and Dog Trainer Andrea Arden about the cost of raising a pet

1/11/22 Pig Heart Guys; Powerball Not

Ron explores various topics today. A man gets a pig heart transplant, girls call themselves guys, kids are dissecting frogs, egotists are running rampant, and unvaccinated people are selfishly screwing up our hospitals and resources. Have a nice day.

1/10/22 Shopping Horror Story; The Role Of Identity

Ron recalls his most annoying supermarket shopping experience. It will leave you rolling in the aisles....Literally..... Guest: Author & Film Producer A. Darius Kamali "Mistake Of Identity"

1/7/22 Doctors Don’t Get Sick?; Brew Ha Ha

Why don't doctors ever seem to get sick? Or do they? Would the Pope be more effective if he opened up his sermons with a witty joke? Ron ponders these questions and others........... Guest: John Walker is co-founder of Athletic Brewing Company

1/6/22 Walmart Entering My Home When I’m Not There?

Ron looks at Walmart's ability to enter your home when you're not there, and to put items into your refrigerator. Seriously?...... Guest: Lisa Shaub (Oprah's former trainer) with Weight Watchers

1/5/22 Socialize My Kid; Too Many Streaming Things

Ron is fed up with streaming services. He also comments on getting kids socialized (or something like that)..... Guest: Master Olympic Trainer Sheila Thelin about "spinning"

1/4/22 Killing Us Softly: No Covid Tests & Dangerous Cell Phones

Ron has two major subjects of complaint today. First, he is quite upset and disappointed that we are making sick people stand in line for hours to get a simple Covid test, if there are any tests available at all. Second, cell phones are slowly making us sick, both mentally and physically.... Guest: Industry Watchdog Expert Norbert Hoises

1/3/22 It’s Really 2021 Extended

Ron reads a letter that was enclosed in one of his holiday greeting cards. Yes, we call it 2022, but it's really 2021 extended.......... Guest: Ken Parekh is founder of Fair Bank

12/31/21 Watching A Ball Drop

Which is more exciting? Watching a ball drop or watching paint dry? Oddly enough, after getting drunk, it's watching a ball drop.... Happy New Year.