Ron Van Dam Show

3/25/22 Squeezing My Almond Nuts; Fast Food Insanity

Ron recalls his fast food visitations that result in adventures on the toilet. He also tends to get lost in the vitamin aisle. These and many other topics are examined in this riveting episode.............. Guest: Veterinarian Stacy Scolavino

3/24/22 No Self Control; Mind& Body Are Not Speaking To Each Other

Ron examines our inability to avoid the things that we know will hurt us........ Guest: Nascar Driver Keith McGee about overcoming obstacles

3/23/22 Stupid Baseball People; Looking Young?

Ron is annoyed with stupid people again. They seem to be everywhere. That's why he doesn't go to baseball games. He also realizes why seniors feel good after they've been "carded"........... Guest: Dr. Doris Day about skin care at the Academy Awards

3/22/22 Enough Breaking Records; Thai Duck Gone

Ron mourns the closing of his favorite Thai restaurant. They had the best tamarind duck. He also is getting sick of hearing that breaking records is an everyday event...... Guest: Kenneth Harper is VP of a company with technology that makes doctor visits more efficient

3/21/22 Adam & Eve & Some Fig Leaves

Ron wonders how Adam and Eve spent the day. He also comments on wearing shorts, as well as a list of odd topics...  Good luck listening to this one.

3/18/22 Accept My Cookies: Seasonal Time Warp

Does anybody really know what time it is? Ron accepts cookies, but not from Girl Scouts..... Guest: Mia Syn is a nutrition expert

3/17/22 Caught With My Pants Down

Ron tries to "find himself". He also interviews comedy writer and actor Jim Piddock "Caught With My Pants Down"

3/16/22 Make Up Your Mind Already; History Shmistory

Ron doesn't believe in the accuracy nor interest in history. He also questions the minds of overpaid sports figures, and Tom Brady can't stick to a decision...... Guest: Kelly Blue Book's Micah Muzio

3/15/22 Those Darn Caricature Artists; Shut Your Kids Up

Ron doesn't understand caricature artists and why they need to insult us. He also comments on unruly, screaming children..... Guest: Poet Lee Woodman "Artscapes"

3/14/22 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Ron hits many topics today. He's confused about what time it is now. He won't drive any friends to the airport or help them move. Not ever. Nothing good comes with phone calls at 3:00 in the morning...... Guest: Author John Farrell "The Clock & The Camshaft" about inventions that changed our lives

3/11/22 My Body Is Making Noises; Life Lessons

Ron no longer wants to pick things up off the floor because the body is beginning to creak. It's time to stop expecting perfection and to simply learn to tolerate..... Guest: Gillian Marx is media manager for Tourism Board of Newfoundland

3/10/22 Your 6th Cousin Was An Idiot

Ron continues to criticize those ancestry website things. He also talks about respect..... Guest: Alisa Lehman is Product Scientist for 23 and Me, and how it can relate to your health

3/9/22 You Look Wonderful Today

Ron reminds you that saying something nice to someone else is a wonderful thing. How do we feel good about ourselves?........... Guest: Dr. Martin Abrahamson is a Harvard Medical School Professor and co-authored a book about diabetes

3/8/22 Meeting Strangers In Traffic; You’ve Got My Name

Ron recalls meeting up with someone who had the same name. He also reveals his new social invention that involves meeting strangers in traffic.... Guest: Poet/Author Lance Henson

3/7/22 Scenic Birth Canal Trip

Ron recalls his birth that began with a scenic trip down the birth canal and ended in a room with other crying babies. (Parental Guidance Suggested).... Horoscope Master Kip Starchild tells your future

3/4/22 Just Say Thank You; Calamari In Your Face

Ron had a bad experience with a waitress and a plate of calamari........... Guest: Chef Jamie Gwen talks about frozen foods

3/3/22 Riding The Charley Horses; No More Bucket

Ron looks at those little minor pains that we all get when we get older, usually because we slept wrong or moved wrong, or something stupid like that..... Guest: PoshGlam founder Kimberly Stone

3/2/22 Dogs Will Be Dogs & Kids Will Be Kids

Ron looks at the weird way we look at things. He talks about how kids and dogs can apparently do no wrong. Then, he turns his attention to pickles. Yes, this is all in just one show...... Guest: P.E.T.A.'s Rachel Bellis talks about adopting a dog

3/1/22 Community Pants; Grossly Fat Tuesday

Ron expresses his confusion about trying on pants in a store. He also comments on the concept of Fat Tuesday...... Guest Author PA Brook "If I Were God"

2/28/22 ”Waste” Watching; Reversing Selleck

Ron has a field day with some odd topics. Does Oprah really need Waist Watchers? Why do highly respected jobs require robes? Why would people believe Tom Selleck about reverse mortgages?.... Guest: Author Claire Mackintosh "I See You"

2/25/22 Are My Pants Ready?; Let’s Do Ash Tuesday

Ron has a great idea for a new vaccination campaign which involves Ash Wednesday and booster shots. He also comments on the price increase at the dollar store....... Guest: Dr. Sabrina Assoumou is Boston University Infectious Disease Professor

2/24/22 Doctor Things; Social Allergy

Ron wonders why his doctor stopped doing things like hitting my knee with a rubber mallet and depressing my tongue. He also tries to understand crystals and magical rocks.... Horoscope Expert Kip Starchild renders his predictions

2/23/22 Trust Nobody; You Made Me Paranoid

Ron has learned not to trust people until they have earned it, but even then....... Guest: Tamica Sears "How To Tell If You're An A**Hole Boss"

2/22/22 Too Many Drug Commercials: Today’s Date Is All 2’s

Ron is smothered by too many TV commercials for drugs. It's both annoying and depressing, for which there is apparently a drug..... (Note: Today's date is all 2's).... Guest: Dr. Neil Jain about asthma

2/21/22 Lie To Me; Do & Don’t Lists

Ron has two lists that he supposedly carries with him always. He has a "do list" of things to always say, and a "don't list" of things to say that will get you in a whole lot of trouble...... Guest: Relationship Expert M.E. Sims "A Little Bit Of Pleasure"

2/18/22 Get Off My Back; My Check For $1.95

Ron received a check in the mail for $1.95. It came with a letter that explained what it was for. It all made no sense..........Guest: Tammy Tompson is the creator of The Psychology Of Poverty

2/17/22 Manipulative Coinage; Day Of The Mattress

Ron is being manipulated by charities for donations. He also recalls a situation with a girl scout and her cookies. Ron reminds you that Presidents Day is coming soon, so buy a mattress.... Guest: Crypto Security Expert Philip Martin

2/16/22 Your Applause Is Deafening

Ron loves applause...Just sayin'....He also talks about how he often puts on an act, because he is an actor. He explains it all in this episode..... Guest: Author Scott Cohen "Don't You Just Hate That"

2/15/22 Clown Faced Women

Ron wonders why most women need to paint their faces like circus clowns...... Guest: NCAA Athlete and Author MK Lever "Surviving The Second Tier"

2/14/22 Don’t Mess With Valentine’s Day; Losers Day Off

Ron warns of the horrible consequences of not celebrating Valentine's Day properly. Don't mess with this holiday....... Guest: Author Kendall Smith "Rookie Father"

2/11/22 Allergic To Annoying Humans; Salty Comfort

Ron takes a look at how uncomfortable "comfort food" can be. He also has an idea how we can get people vaccinated, but it's weird. Do you have watery eyes and a runny nose? You could be allergic to annoying people..... Guest: Rea Frey is founder of Writeway and talks about the process of publishing your own book

2/10/22 Dropping The Mask; ”Tele” This

Ron talks about dropping the mask mandates. He also finds that telehealth appointments make sense. "I can donate my pants, but my organs are another discussion".......... Guest: Rea Frey is founder of Writeway

2/9/22 Living On Tips; Hump Day Reality

Ron tries to solve the bar and restaurant industry staffing problems. If it's hump day, it's not a great life you've got..... Guest: Karen Grill is ambassador to support local restaurants

2/8/22 When I Went To School; Too Many Kids

Ron recalls his days in public school and how it differs so much from what kids experience today. Basically, it's where he learned to dislike kids.... Guest: Julie Charlestein is CEO of Izzo and Premier Dental

2/7/22 Curling, Really?; Redundant Sports Talk

Ron examines "absurd sports talk" today. He tries to make sense of curling and golf. Then, he fails to understand the purpose of redundant sports talk...... Guest: Erika Souter is a parenting expert regarding safe internet activity

2/4/22 Zamboni Relatives; Mr. Softee

Ron does a "thing" about the Zamboni machine. He also delves into the world of ice cream trucks. How do you transition between those two subjects?.... Guest: Michelle Nunn is President & Ceo of Care USA. How do you stop a pandemic?

2/3/22 Freakin’ Bizarre Talent; Kip Starchild Visits

Ron reveals his amazing mental ability of total recall. He also welcomes horoscope master Kip Starchild............... Guest: Fashion Expert Cassandra Dittmer about sustainable fashion brands

2/2/22 Groundhogs & Gullible Humans

Ron takes a hard and absurd look at Groundhog Day, the Olympics, and self driving cars..... Guest: Kimberly Stone is creator of poshglam.com and talks about finding your own talent

2/1/22 So You’re Over 50; What Day Is This?

Ron gives thanks to his garbage collector..... Guest: Author and Divorce Attorney Shel Harrington "Over 50 Defined" 

1/31/22 Rude Theme Restaurants

Ron recalls some incredibly rude and horrible restaurants that he has endured..... Guest: Dr. Nadine Haliburton-Foster about the flu