Ron Van Dam Show

12/30/21 Please Shut Up; We Use Cookies

If you don't know what to give as a nice gift, buy them a truck. Did you know that websites use cookies? Seriously?..... Guest: Author Claire MacIntosh "I See You"

12/29/21 Wrong Place For Hair To Grow

Ron doesn't understand why getting older means that hair grows in the wrong places..... Guest: Bunch O' Balloons Owner Josh Malone encounters a patent problem

12/28/21 Returning Things; An Awkward Week

Ron tries to navigate through this awkward week between Christmas and New Year's.... Guest: Star of "Queens" Naturi Naughton talks about moving your body

12/27/21 Lies Our Parents Told Us; Holiday Fiction

Ron reflects on how our parents lied to us about things, and how we lie to our kids today about holiday stuff. This is all very confusing.

12/24/21 The Christmas Show

Ron celebrates Christmas with you in a manner that would astound you. Raise a glass of egg nog and open one of those gifts that you really don't want, but must look greatful.

12/23/21 Booing Your Cult Leader; Puppy Love

Ron finds reasons to be confused about a virtual barrel of nonsense. What else is new?..... Guest: Sarah Janssen is editor of The 2022 World Almanac

12/22/21 Excessive Rachel Ray; Ron‘s New Toilet

Ron thinks that Rachel Ray is out of control. Ron has invented a new toilet. Do you want to invest?... Guest: Ken Hodder is National Commander of The Salvation Army

12/21/21 Admit Your Ineptitude

Ron has the courage to admit that he can't do certain things very well, and you can't do many things well either..... Guests: "George To The Rescue"  has some cool home product ideas and Consumer Expert Nicole Feliciano has some gift ideas

12/20/21 Getting Stuck With What You Get

Ron comments on how we get stuck with our baggage in life. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. We're not even too good at choosing our friends..... Guest: Bumble Relationship Expert Shan Boodram

12/17/21 All That Glitters Is Messy; Nursing Shortage

Ron hates glitter. There's nothing further to say about it.... Guest: Kathleen Belmonte is VP of Clinical Services and talks about the nursing shortage

12/16/21 All Cooped Up; Here It Comes Again

Ron talks about a possible egg shortage and price hike. It's because chickens need some space..... Guest: CNA Research Analyst Dr. Megan McBride talks about the insurrection

12/15/21 Earn My Trust; Giving Back Wrong

Ron requires people to earn his trust by performing various feats of proof and three miracles. He also discusses "giving back" in the most incorrect manner. There is no guest today. Just Ron. Good luck.

12/14/21 Out Of Ideas; I Found Cheeses

Ron has run out of ideas for gift giving. He is bone dry on finding something different. But then, there are some ideas that are really horribly crazy.... Guest: Andy Schoonover is CEO of Crowdhealth

12/13/21 It‘s Not Easy; Put A Mask On

Ron relays his weekend experiences and reflects on difficult situations..... Guest: Trends Editor Mike Bako offering some smart shopping and gift ideas 

12/10/21 Scam World; They‘re Out To Get You

Ron devotes most of his show to the friendly reminder that scammers are out to screw you during the holidays.... Guests: Dr. Sanchez talks about keeping your heart healthy with some exercise.... Kip Starchild reads your horoscope

12/9/21 Chicken Woe; Living With Extended Family?

Ron examines the poultry life of a chicken. He also comments on extended families that live with each other.......... Guest: Comedian Michael Ian Black

12/8/21 Shoes, Name Tags, & Massages

Ron trips through various topics with reckless ease. Shoes that don't fit, massages that could get messy, name tags that are worn in awkward places, and other topics seem to fly around without purpose....... Guest: American Legion National Commander Paul Dillard

12/7/21 Awkward Religious Germs; Annoying Medicare Commercials

Ron saw a religious poem on a bathroom wall that requires comment. He also celebrates the deadline for medicare advantage commercials..... Guest: Melissa Bastos discusses a survey about holiday shopping and has some ideas

12/6/21 The Meaning of Life?; Noah‘s Ark For Dummies

Ron has the answer to a happy and fulfilling life, and he shares it with you on this special monologue-type episode. He also introduces the concept of building a Noah's Ark for Stupid People.

12/3/21 Fork Split People; Where Are The Oysters From?

Ron continues his "it doesn't make any sense" tour. Today, he comments on the phrase "person of color", harpoons the "fork split" concept, and begs the question "where are the oysters from?". (Note the over-use of quotation marks in this summary)... Guest: Gordon Javna "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader's Hindsight Is 20/20"

12/2/21 Don‘t Say That To Me; The Hug

Ron continually hears a certain phrase that really annoys him. He also talks about the awkwardness of the occasional hug. Horoscope Master Kip Starchild renders a new reading.

12/1/21 Tiger King Again; Prices Up

Ron looks at various topics with a generous helping of sarcasm..... Guest: PETA General Counsel Brittany Peet talks about continuing legal efforts against the "Tiger King"

11/30/21 Inflatable Egos; Holiday Cards From Hell

Ron finds many egotistical examples during the Holidays, from decorations to greeting cards... Chris Byrne is The Toy Guy and has a list of the hottest toys

11/29/21 Hypnosis For Chickens; Stupid Wins

Ron looks at holiday decorations and what we do with them. He also performs a continuing assessment of human stupidity..... Guest: Dr. Ran Anbar "Changing Children's Lives With Hypnosis"

11/26/21 JFK Conspiracy; Scam Season; New Variant?

Ron talks about the day after Thanksgiving, a possible new variant, the season of scams, and other topics...... Guest: Author Fed Litwin about the JFK Assassination "On The Trail of Dellusion"

11/24/21 The Thanksgiving Thing

Ron takes a satirical look at the Thanksgiving holiday: the people, the food, and the weird stuff surrounding it.

11/23/21 No More Nonsense; Bad To The Bone

Ron is excited about a phrase that former NFL star Joe Montana uses in a commercial...... Guest: Thomas Tighe is President and CEO of Direct Relief

11/22/21 Mental Stores; So Many States

Ron wants to open a chain of psychology stores. He also remarks at the power of our Mason-Dixon line... Guest: Nat Geo Photographer Thomas Peschak "Wild Seas"

11/21/21 Holiday Gifts & Travel Interviews

Ron departs from the usual comedy format to feature interviews with experts for the Holidays in this special edition.  Guests include Sharon Vinderine with holiday gift ideas, Amy Goodman with travel deals, Influencer Pete King with holiday shopping tips, and Jessica Caldwell about car shopping.

11/19/21 That‘s Depressing; Oddly Traditional

Ron looks back at traditions that we celebrate for no real factual reason. He also gets ready to loosen his pants at the Thanksgiving table (from eating the food)... Guest: Dr. Loretta Breuning talks about seasonal depression

11/18/21 Regarding Your Cat; Clown School?

Ron talks about cats today. He also tries to understand driverless cars and going to clown school..... Guest: PETA President Ingrid Newkirk "250 Vital Things Your Cat Wants You To Know"

11/17/21 Crazy Seafood; Bobbing For Fish

Ron recalls fishing with his father, which was not a pretty experience. He also takes a weird look at seafood........ Guest: Legendary Host Peter Gros "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"

11/16/21 The Jury Duty Thing

Ron doesn't particularly care for performing jury duty, to put it mildly. In fact, he loathes it..... Guest: Jessica Louts is VP of Research for the National Association of Realtors

11/15/21 Broken Toilets; North End Stories

Ron looks at the significance of a certain broken toilet. He also explores the world of paying for insurance. Then, Ron craves spaghetti...... Guest: Children's Book Author Kristen Balouch

11/12/21 Our 2,000th Episode

Ron celebrates the 2,000th internet radio version of his program. He reveals many of the odd extras from the show and also features announcer/comedy writer John Shanahan.

11/11/21 The Wrong Interview; Role Models Not

Ron recalls a Veteran's Day mistake. He also comments on the inability of humans to solve problems and the lack of role models..... Guest: Author Hannah Howard "Plenty: A Memoir of Food & Family"

11/10/21 Shutting It All Out; Happy Whatever

Ron celebrated his birthday yesterday but shutting out the world. You should try it for a day, it was very relaxing ...... Guest: CEO of US Water Alliance-   Mammi Hara

11/9/21 Dollar Store Inflation?; Survey Time

Ron is being stalked by on-line surveys. Why doesn't the Dollar Store ever go up in price? ..... Guest: Accuweather VP Meteorologist Jonathan Porter

11/8/21 Awkward Massage; Warming Your Buns

Ron is having a full body massage and that is awkward news for everyone involved. He also remarks at how we go wild over the simpler things in life..... Guests: Spencer and Sophia Rascoff have created a social media food app

11/5/21 Your Uncle Melvin; Winter Blues?

Ron recognizes that some people get depressed during the winter months, so he comes to the rescue. He also looks at the Holidays that bring your strange relatives out of the woodwork.