Ron Van Dam Show

1/27/22 Throwing Your Money Away; Magic Crap

Ron looks at the various ways that we throw our money away. He also comments about the motivational tour speech that he really doesn't do..... Guest: Janellle Smith is with "recreation.gov"

1/26/22 Mitch McConnell: Did You Seriously Say That?

Ron wants to give Mitch McConnell the idiot award. Ron also asks Jeopardy champion Amy Schneider to step aside because it's getting boring.... Guest: Andrea Coty is Senior Project Mgr. with Sesame Workshop

1/25/22 Putting Stuff In A Cloud; Cordless Blowing

Ron is trying to figure out how to store things in the cloud, as opposed to a filing cabinet. He also sings the praises of cordless leaf blowers..... Guest: Dr. Sabrina Assoumou is Professor of Medicine at Boston University

1/24/22 Stuttering; Our Time Is Up

Actually, Ron and Joe Biden have something in common. Also, looking back, do you have any regrets? Ron singles out a "doctor" who is a media whore.... Guest: Author and Relationship Expert Gary John Bishop "Finding Love"

1/21/22 Sweating In My Pants; Hair ’Em Up

Ron hits a number of topics today. Why did women do all that crap to their hair? ...Sweatpants, really? ..Uh oh, how did they die?..... Guest: Roe v. Wade Expert Kimberly Inez McGuire

1/20/22 When To Shut Up; Returning Clothes

Ron is going to teach you when to shut your mouth. Believe me, it really is necessary. He also learns that Amazon is going to open clothing stores...  Guests: Dr. Dana Varble & Gene O'Neil with the North American Veterinary Community

1/19/22 Living Hell With Robots; Sugar Coated Childhood

Ron loves technology as he also hates technology. Robots are harassing him...... Guest: IBM's Karl Heller

1/18/22 Scallops Out Of Control; Tiny Goal Failures

Today, the cell phone towers start emitting 5G signals, which might cause problems. Ron tries to deal with the high price of scallops. He is also disappointed in himself in not reaching his tiny goals.... Guest: Dr. Lee Lindquist about memory loss

1/17/22 Mood Rings & Jeopardy

Ron is bored by the TV show Jeopardy, and it's not because he doesn't know most of the answers (or questions... whatever). He also remembers mood rings and how stupid they were.....Guest: Author Michael Cottman "Segregated Skies"

1/14/22 Bathroom Signage Oddities

Ron explores some weird and confusing public bathroom signs.... Guest: Tyler Moffitt is Webroot's Senior Security Analyst

1/13/22 Velcro Shaming; Comedian Pam Gaslow

Ron thinks that velcro doesn't get appreciated enough. He also reviews his application to become the Pope...... Guest: Writer/Comedian Pam Gaslow "Don't Bring Your Vibrator To Rehab: A Somewhat Comedic Memoir"

1/12/22 Can’t Function Without Coffee; Cost of Having A Pet

Ron has a Starbuck's gift card, but doesn't know how to use it, as he probes America's drug called coffee. He also realizes that he's not "Finnish"..... Guest: Pet Expert and Dog Trainer Andrea Arden about the cost of raising a pet

1/11/22 Pig Heart Guys; Powerball Not

Ron explores various topics today. A man gets a pig heart transplant, girls call themselves guys, kids are dissecting frogs, egotists are running rampant, and unvaccinated people are selfishly screwing up our hospitals and resources. Have a nice day.

1/10/22 Shopping Horror Story; The Role Of Identity

Ron recalls his most annoying supermarket shopping experience. It will leave you rolling in the aisles....Literally..... Guest: Author & Film Producer A. Darius Kamali "Mistake Of Identity"

1/7/22 Doctors Don’t Get Sick?; Brew Ha Ha

Why don't doctors ever seem to get sick? Or do they? Would the Pope be more effective if he opened up his sermons with a witty joke? Ron ponders these questions and others........... Guest: John Walker is co-founder of Athletic Brewing Company

1/6/22 Walmart Entering My Home When I’m Not There?

Ron looks at Walmart's ability to enter your home when you're not there, and to put items into your refrigerator. Seriously?...... Guest: Lisa Shaub (Oprah's former trainer) with Weight Watchers

1/5/22 Socialize My Kid; Too Many Streaming Things

Ron is fed up with streaming services. He also comments on getting kids socialized (or something like that)..... Guest: Master Olympic Trainer Sheila Thelin about "spinning"

1/4/22 Killing Us Softly: No Covid Tests & Dangerous Cell Phones

Ron has two major subjects of complaint today. First, he is quite upset and disappointed that we are making sick people stand in line for hours to get a simple Covid test, if there are any tests available at all. Second, cell phones are slowly making us sick, both mentally and physically.... Guest: Industry Watchdog Expert Norbert Hoises

1/3/22 It’s Really 2021 Extended

Ron reads a letter that was enclosed in one of his holiday greeting cards. Yes, we call it 2022, but it's really 2021 extended.......... Guest: Ken Parekh is founder of Fair Bank

12/31/21 Watching A Ball Drop

Which is more exciting? Watching a ball drop or watching paint dry? Oddly enough, after getting drunk, it's watching a ball drop.... Happy New Year.

12/30/21 Please Shut Up; We Use Cookies

If you don't know what to give as a nice gift, buy them a truck. Did you know that websites use cookies? Seriously?..... Guest: Author Claire MacIntosh "I See You"

12/29/21 Wrong Place For Hair To Grow

Ron doesn't understand why getting older means that hair grows in the wrong places..... Guest: Bunch O' Balloons Owner Josh Malone encounters a patent problem

12/28/21 Returning Things; An Awkward Week

Ron tries to navigate through this awkward week between Christmas and New Year's.... Guest: Star of "Queens" Naturi Naughton talks about moving your body

12/27/21 Lies Our Parents Told Us; Holiday Fiction

Ron reflects on how our parents lied to us about things, and how we lie to our kids today about holiday stuff. This is all very confusing.

12/24/21 The Christmas Show

Ron celebrates Christmas with you in a manner that would astound you. Raise a glass of egg nog and open one of those gifts that you really don't want, but must look greatful.

12/23/21 Booing Your Cult Leader; Puppy Love

Ron finds reasons to be confused about a virtual barrel of nonsense. What else is new?..... Guest: Sarah Janssen is editor of The 2022 World Almanac

12/22/21 Excessive Rachel Ray; Ron‘s New Toilet

Ron thinks that Rachel Ray is out of control. Ron has invented a new toilet. Do you want to invest?... Guest: Ken Hodder is National Commander of The Salvation Army

12/21/21 Admit Your Ineptitude

Ron has the courage to admit that he can't do certain things very well, and you can't do many things well either..... Guests: "George To The Rescue"  has some cool home product ideas and Consumer Expert Nicole Feliciano has some gift ideas

12/20/21 Getting Stuck With What You Get

Ron comments on how we get stuck with our baggage in life. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. We're not even too good at choosing our friends..... Guest: Bumble Relationship Expert Shan Boodram

12/17/21 All That Glitters Is Messy; Nursing Shortage

Ron hates glitter. There's nothing further to say about it.... Guest: Kathleen Belmonte is VP of Clinical Services and talks about the nursing shortage

12/16/21 All Cooped Up; Here It Comes Again

Ron talks about a possible egg shortage and price hike. It's because chickens need some space..... Guest: CNA Research Analyst Dr. Megan McBride talks about the insurrection

12/15/21 Earn My Trust; Giving Back Wrong

Ron requires people to earn his trust by performing various feats of proof and three miracles. He also discusses "giving back" in the most incorrect manner. There is no guest today. Just Ron. Good luck.

12/14/21 Out Of Ideas; I Found Cheeses

Ron has run out of ideas for gift giving. He is bone dry on finding something different. But then, there are some ideas that are really horribly crazy.... Guest: Andy Schoonover is CEO of Crowdhealth

12/13/21 It‘s Not Easy; Put A Mask On

Ron relays his weekend experiences and reflects on difficult situations..... Guest: Trends Editor Mike Bako offering some smart shopping and gift ideas 

12/10/21 Scam World; They‘re Out To Get You

Ron devotes most of his show to the friendly reminder that scammers are out to screw you during the holidays.... Guests: Dr. Sanchez talks about keeping your heart healthy with some exercise.... Kip Starchild reads your horoscope

12/9/21 Chicken Woe; Living With Extended Family?

Ron examines the poultry life of a chicken. He also comments on extended families that live with each other.......... Guest: Comedian Michael Ian Black

12/8/21 Shoes, Name Tags, & Massages

Ron trips through various topics with reckless ease. Shoes that don't fit, massages that could get messy, name tags that are worn in awkward places, and other topics seem to fly around without purpose....... Guest: American Legion National Commander Paul Dillard

12/7/21 Awkward Religious Germs; Annoying Medicare Commercials

Ron saw a religious poem on a bathroom wall that requires comment. He also celebrates the deadline for medicare advantage commercials..... Guest: Melissa Bastos discusses a survey about holiday shopping and has some ideas

12/6/21 The Meaning of Life?; Noah‘s Ark For Dummies

Ron has the answer to a happy and fulfilling life, and he shares it with you on this special monologue-type episode. He also introduces the concept of building a Noah's Ark for Stupid People.

12/3/21 Fork Split People; Where Are The Oysters From?

Ron continues his "it doesn't make any sense" tour. Today, he comments on the phrase "person of color", harpoons the "fork split" concept, and begs the question "where are the oysters from?". (Note the over-use of quotation marks in this summary)... Guest: Gordon Javna "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader's Hindsight Is 20/20"