Ron Van Dam Show

Yes, we all have allergies. That's what connects us to humanity. Ron also has no idea how to tip anymore. Please consume this monlogue episode (as best you can) and make believe it was relevant.

Ron monologues it today. Some topics: grade school crush, kids will be kids, we are not really civilized at all

Ron believes that "fast food" refers to how quickly you end up on the toilet..... Guest: John Lopos is CEO of The National Sleep Foundation

Ron looks at various social topics; Arguably Talking About Sports, Running Of The Bulls, High Prices, Jurassic Park Movies, Outrunning Zombies, and more.....Guest: Shan Boodran from Bumble

Ron talks about disrespectful people and kids on airline flights. Too bad those Covid masks didn't have built-in muzzles..... Guest: National Geographics Author Stephanie Drimmer "Ultimate Book Of The Future"

Ron examines the wonderfully odd world of dancing schools, dance recitals, and lottery tickets... Guest: Author Colin Kersey "Swimming With The Angels"

Ron thinks a colonoscopy is the ultimate selfie.  He also takes a look at Facebook and how odd it really is...... Guest: NCAA Dr. Gloria Beim about exercising

Ron dated a cheerleader. What seemed like a dream actually was not. Have you noticed that there are other people living with us on this planet, and they seem to just get in the way of things?  Apparently, we are not alone. When is fruit ever really ripe? What's the point of going on a picnic and eating food on the ground?..... Guest: Dr. Ibrahim is a dinosaur expert

Ron doesn't understand why he would buy a product if the "results are not typical"...He is also  freaked out by "dead end" streets. Inefficiency seems to be normal. When something goes well, that becomes remarkable... We should all refuse to talk to robots.

Ron doesn't quite understand the point to those ancestry website services. It's kind of a "who cares?" and "so what?" thing..... Guest: Mike Bako from The Daily National has some unique Fathers Day gift ideas

Ron hits a variety of topics today. What do they have in common? They all make no sense..... Guests: Dr. Pryor and Dr. Uzendu say we should all learn CPR

Ron looks at today's celebration of Queen Elizabeth with great confusion, a little pomp, and no circumstance..... Guest: Dr. Stephen Furlich does some "sex talk"

What's in a name? Not much, really. Ron wonders why he can't just call himself a doctor? No one ever checks. Donuts are not a nice thing to give someone......... Guest: NCAA orthopedic surgeon Dr. Gloria Beim talks about pain after exercising

Ron has another encounter with CVS after he is attacked by an angry gang of mosquitoes during a weed wacking session.... Guest: News Anchor Natalie Jacobson

Ron tries to understand monkey pox (in a sense).. He also comments on your ability to fulfill your dreams, horror movies, having a happy marriage, and wearing pants during a zoom meeting.... Guest: Kim Daly "The True Crime File"

Ron talks about the boring world of art museums. He also dissects the human need to run around naked........... Guest: Nutrition Expert Cara Harbstreet talks potatoes

Ron comments on yesterday's grammar school shooting in Texas.

Ron has given up on society. He wants stupid people tagged. He is also tired of the excuse "I haven't had my coffee yet"............ Guest: Author PA Brook "If I Were God"

Ron talks about nude beaches, bad jokes, learning to swim, why he hates sand, learning to spell, and what to do with the stupid people..... Guests: Dr. Burress and Dr. Morgan talk about clinical trials that use diversity

Ron hits on a number of topics today.... why get into a kayak?, nouns that became verbs, I am not a robot, a crazy world, what's the formula of baby formula?, ugly babies, who's coming down my chimney?, do I want dewy skin?, and other delightful conversations..... Guest: American Legion Auxilary President Kathy Daudistel about National Poppy Day

Ron is sick of customer service robot voices. He also wants you to accept his cookies.......... Guest: Ashley Gyura about lyme disease

Ron talks about people that can't cook. He also points out the statues that appear in front of many churches...... Guest: Founder of RealMe is Jeff Tinsley

Ron devotes this entire episode to a discussion about living with addictions and what to do about them... Guest: Dana Golden is a Certified Family Addiction Coach

Ron recalls his awful summer camp days. He also looks at the life cycle of acting crotchety, is done with sugar, feels sorry for chickens and cows, tries to quit things "cold turkey"

Ron sees the back of his head at his recent hair stylist visit. He also talks about having "his people" make arrangements for him..... Guest: Belly Dancing For Health with Jennifer Sobel

Ron wants to start his own Pho restaurant. The best part is the name of the place....Kip Starchild has your horoscope reading for today... Guest: Bernie Sanders' Deputy Campaign Manager Ari Rabin-Havt

Ron starts his day blaming everybody else, because it really is their fault. Also, an attractive woman stranger wants to be my facebook friend..... Guest: Travel Expert Terry Dale

Ron looks at our life cycle, as he questions how civilized we actually are not. "Kids will be kids" should not be an excuse. Ron remembers his grade school crush on his teacher. 

Ron hates small print. It's hiding something evil. He also hears that Covid is making a comeback tour.... Guest: Dermatologist Micole Tuchman

TV Comedy Writer Glenn Boozan joins Ron to celebrate Mother's Day in a different way. Her new book is "There Are Moms Worse Than You"

Ron spent all day watching Court TV, which reminded him of his life-long efforts to evade jury duty.... Guest: Kelly Hardgrave and National Geographic talk about the book "Can't Get Enough Shark Stuff"

Ron finds that most people have become more annoying and vastly more stupid. As a result, it falls upon him to solve many of the global problems. It seems that other people seem to be the roadblocks.

Ron is amazed at the stupidity of official products of sports teams. He also takes a look at people getting married at MacDonald's..... Guest: Christine DaSilva is VP of Communications at Norwegian Cruise Lines and has a special contest for teachers

Ron interviews Steve Binder, who was responsible for the real success of Elvis Presley. Steve is turning 90 years old this year.  He gives us a real, personal behind the scenes look at this incredible relationship. "Elvis '68 Comeback - The Story Behind The Special"

Ron looks at how obesely fat you are in the eyes of the government. It's also a New Year's resolution that is rarely achieved.. so how 'bout getting the fat sucked out of you?..... Guest: Wedding Expert Claire Roche

Ron examines the differences between men and women and he doesn't understand why women don't rule the world, cause they really do. Ron also tells his story of when he was mistaken for Jesus.... Guest: Matthew Frey "This Is How Your Marriage Ends"

Ron takes a romantic look at incandescent light bulbs, which will be completely obsolete next year... Guest: TV Personality Heather Thompson has some Mother's Day ideas

Ron is confused and amazed at how many versions of toothpaste are available on the shelf, and how stupid that really is. He doesn't like going to the dentist because nobody should ever be in his mouth, unless otherwise invited..... Guest: Nat Geo's David Liitschwager is a photographer who specializes in octopus and jellyfish

Ron sings the praises of chili dogs and small camels. He also looks at the 13th floor in buildings. There are no guests today.... just Ron babbling on and on about things that make no sense.

Ron monologues (verb?) the show today. No guests. He recently visited New York City and reveals his adventure.