Ron Van Dam Show

1/21/21 Powerball Hell; I'm Not Mentioning Him Again

That was an awesome Inauguration/ TV commercial for our Country. Someone has won and also lost the Powerball thing.... No guest. Ron monologues it today. 

1/20/21 Day of Hope; Lottery Craziness

Ron prays for a day of hope and peace for our Country. By the way, the lottery jackpots are insane and yet another form of hope.... Guest: Dermatologist Michelle Henry talks about collagen

1/19/21 Not My First Rodeo Clown

Ron reflects on his life and is looking to write another book, which he has been saying for over 10 years. He also wonders who goes through life with the dream of becoming a rodeo clown. Probably not too many people..... Guest: Author Linda S. Cunningham "Early Thursday"

1/18/21 Strangers Are Wearing My Pants; Honest Lies

Ron is disgusted when strangers wear his pants.. What?.. Also, Ron questions how we lie to our children with outlandish stories..... Guest: Food Allergy Expert Lisa Gable

1/15/21 Vacuum Cleaner Analogy; Bad Alumni

Ron compares life to a vacuum cleaner. He is also contacted by his high school alumni for odd reasons.... Guest: Hewlitt Jackson Info Officer Mark Steber

1/14/21 Bad News; Cheerleader Business

Ron looks at the bad recent events and craves the company of a cheerleader... Guest: Disney TV Host Amber Kemp Gerstel "Happy Artist Contest"

1/13/21 Chewing My Cud; Jury Duty Really?

Ron looks at cud chewing. It's a thing. He then turns his attention to oddities about jury duty... Guest: Author Ariane Szu-Tu with National Geographic talking about dangers of plastics

1/12/21 Mexican Pantomime; No More Buffets For You

Ron takes a look at the Mexican cuisine, which is simple yet addicting. He doesn't speak Spanish, so he has no idea what they are saying on Mexican soap operas, but they sure are fun to watch. Enjoy today's sarcastic romp.

1/11/21 Your Fly Is Open; Hey Guys

Ron rambles through weird social habits, including how we take solace in our bathrooms. Ever walk around with your fly open and not notice it until later in the day? Why do women refer to themselves as "guys?" Dove dish detergent cleans birds but not dishes?.... Guest: Author Ted Bunch "Book of Dares"

1/8/21 Lame White House; It's Beer?

Ron gets 8 cents in the mail. Find out why. He also declares that (as greatly intelligent as he is), he just doesn't understand some things.... Guest: John Walker with the Altantic Brewing Company about a new type of beer

1/7/21 What Can I Say?

Ron departs from the lifestyle comedy for a shortened episode, because there's nothing funny about what happened yesterday.

1/6/21 Not All That Healthy; What The Hell Is Going On Here?

Ron examines why most humans avoid eating healthy. Eating wrong tastes better.... Guest: Dr. Neal Barnard "Your Body In Balance"

1/5/21 Screwing Yourself On Social Media

Ron looks at how over engaging in social media can ruin your prospects for everything. Sexy poses and strong opinions really don't get you anything except regrets. 

1/4/21 Don't Open That Box; Naming Rights

Ron kicks off the year by reminding you how you looked better when you were younger. Feel like gazing at old photographs of your youth? Don't do it....... Guest: Dermatologist Michelle Henry

12/31/20 New Years? What's The Point?

Ron looks at this weird global tradition, which serves absolutely no purpose other than making us act like idiots.

12/30/20 Don't Sit On The Baby; The Sun Also Rises

Ron denounces basic stupidity. The sun rises? We call that babysitting? We put our pants on over our heads?.... Guest: Devon Torrey is a chair performance expert

12/29/20 Wearing Red at Target; Gas Station Coffee

Ron hits some odd topics: gas station coffee vs. Starbucks, wear red to Target and you apparently work there, it's only a dollar?.... Guest: Buying A Car During A Pandemic with Nik Mils

12/28/20 Santa's Dilemma; Do Not Remove Any Tags

Ron talks about the end of the Holidays, removing merchandise tags, cheap greeting cards, Christmas gets a tree and Chanukah gets a bush, an other bizzare observations. There's no guest today. Just Ron doing the monologue thing.

12/24/20 A Weird Holiday; Twas The Night

Ron talks about the Holidays and takes a different look at how we celebrate it. There is no guest today, so it's just Ron. Deal with it.
 
 

12/23/20 Flat Earth Really?; Deflatable Santa

Ron needs to avoid the crazy people. One guest wants to be on the program to say that the Earth is really flat. That won't happen. Yes Emily, Santa deflates in nature.... Guest: DIY Expert Audrey Van De Castle

12/22/20 Immune From You; What's The Point?

Ron takes a look at what we shove into our mouths and our quest to take pills to be healthy... Guest: Dr. Cass Ingram has some homeopathic ideas

12/21/20 Frustration,: A Pantload Thereof

Ron spends the entirte show today expressing frustration...in a comedic fashion, of course. No guests. Just Ron. Good luck with that.

12/18/20 Supermarket Sushi Chef: Spin The Wheel

Ron feels sorry for the supermarket sushi chef. So lonely, so pointless........ Guest: Dr. Dr. Ken Redcross talks about preventing the cold and flu

12/17/20 You Lied To Me; Snow Anyone?

Ron covers a slew of topics that drive him nuts. We prep our children for life by lying to them... Guest: Pharmacist Richard Ashworth reveals results of a survey for seniors on whether they will take the vaccine

12/16/20 Snow From Hell; Shovel This

Ron preps for a Nor'easter that has nothing to do with Easter. He also examines other places to live.  Immigrants want to move to America and Americans are looking to move out.... Guest: Lifestyle Host Anna De Souza has some last minute gift ideas
 
 
 
 
 

12/15/20 Backseat Make Out; My Beef Dilemma

Ron recalls his younger dating days in high school and using his dad's car as a motel room. Too soon? He then confronts his dilemma of eating beef.... Guest: Amy Goodson with National Cattleman's Beef Association

12/14/20 Barry White vs Alexa; Perfect Storm of Crap

Ron ponders Barry White as the Alexa voice. Ron is also tired of being caught up in the "perfect storm of crap"............ Guest: Cybersecurity Expert Tyler Moffitt from Webroot about being scammed

12/11/20 Mindless Dribble; Getting Old

Ron discovers the world of being fake, which can coincide with getting old. He also uses that tactic to avoid mindless dribble.... Guest: Ereka Vetrini has some holiday gift ideas

12/10/20 Hey Don, You're Fired... I've Got A Little Irish In Me

Ron has a heart to heart with Trump and asks him to move out right now. Ron discovers he has a little Irish in him.... Guest: Author Art Rios "Let's Talk"

12/9/20 Alexa Hates Me; Bad Cable Company

Ron's Alexa device is copping an attitude... and so is Ron's cable provider...... Guest: Spotify's Shanon Cook

12/8/20 Porn Time; It Was The Chicken

Ron talks about the human involvement in porn. Okay to look at, but not good to admit it. He then gets sidetracked with fast food (which is food porn)... Guest: Paul Saylor with "The Porn Dude" 

12/7/20 Poop-Eating Dog; Pie To Die For

Ron was horrorfied to see his precious dog eat her own poop and now he can't get the concept out of his head. Ron also doesn't understand the expression "to die for" in relation to eating a pie... Guest: Automotive Expert & Executive Analyst Karl Bauer

12/4/20 Biden Called Me; Butt Dialing

Ron gets a phone call from Joe Biden. Ron recently got butt dialed and doesn't quite know how to take that..... Guest: Dr. Bruce German about drinking milk

12/3/20 This Is Serious; 4K and 5G?

Ron takes a moment to talk about the worsening pandemic. He then switches gears to understand what the hell 5G and 4K are all about..... Guest: Author and Archaeologist NL Holmes

12/2/20 Birthday Cake Rituals, Getting Out Of Ikea

Ron criticizes shopping. He then turns his fangs to birthday cake celebrations, and unrelated efforts to stay young-looking.... Guest: Chris Byrne (The Toy Guy)

12/1/20 Naming Rights To A Condom; Giving Tuesday

Ron warns against giving to charities that use professional telemarketers. Also, he wants to get involved in naming rights... Guest: Rachel Hutchisson talks about "Giving Tuesday"

11/30/20 The 5 Second Rule: Can't See Your Face

Ron can't see what people look like anymore with the masks. Wouldn't it be great if people just shut up sometimes? Let's talk about the 5 second food dropping rule.... Guest: Dr. Marlene Bizub talks about relationships

11/27/20 Just Shut Up; What Year Is This?

We're using stress as an excuse for everything. Ron thinks he knows enough to use his filter to avoid problems. Listen and we shall explain.... Guest: Author Bob Krech tells us his inspirational story in  "A Little Faith"

11/25/20 Practice Safe Turkey; Foods We Rarely Eat

Ron criticizes those who don't seem to understand where we're going with this virus thing. He then talks about foods that we only eat once a year. Do you talk to yourself in the mirror?.... Guest: Robin Gregory with Sierra Nevada Beer Company talks about food insecurity

11/24/20 Turkey Proctologist; Wine Snobs

Ron "delves" into the world of shoving food up a bird's butt. He then turns his attention to wine appreciation.... Guest: Medicare Expert Jean Chatsky