Ron Van Dam Show

2/16/21 Passing Gas; Maybe College

Ron's Doctor says that he's not eating properly. Time to find another Doctor. Just pay the invoice for the college diploma and get it mailed to you immediately. Saves time. Guest: Former IRS agent and Financial Expert Carlotta Thompson

2/15/21 Ridiculous Day; Makes No Sense

Ron continues his "it makes no sense" tour through a world of ridiculous stuff. President's Day? Seriously? Valentine's Day is over, but is it really?... Guest: Author Ed McDonald "Korea's Game"

2/12/21 This Isn't Working Out; No Commitment

Ron looks at the world of gym memberships and actually working out among other sweating humans.... Guest: Jaclyn London from Weight Watchers, who insists on being called WW from now on

2/11/21 Cat Envy; The Right Card

Ron takes a look at having a cat in your house. He also wonders what his back looks like, as he's never really seen it. Other odd topics are explored.... Guest: Tiffany Mosher discovered an interesting way to conquer her anxiety

2/10/21 Enough Virtual Stuff; Sex Every 7 Seconds

Ron explores the werid things. Men think of sex every 7 seconds? Really? I'm getting sick of everything virtual. Stop with the cardboard cutouts of people..... Guest: Diamond Expert Sally Morrison

2/9/21 Bad Phrases; Flowers Wilt

Ron gets upset when people use stupid phrases. Hey, Valentine's Day is approaching. If you forget it, you could be in big trouble. That's when being single is a luxury..... Guest: Chef Hugh Acheson shares some incredible beef recipes

2/8/21 Not The Greatest; What Day Is This?

Ron comments on social issues that drive most of us completely nuts. Enough with this Tom Brady being the greatest thing. It's annoying..... Guest: Lifestyle Expert Alle Fister with Valentine's Day gift ideas

2/5/21 Having No Interest; Kid's Butt

Ron continues to question everything he sees. It's a quest that never ends, unless it does...Guest: Caroline Fabrigas is CEO of Scent Marketing

2/4/21 Let's Unpack This, Annoying Sheets

Ron has a pantload of unpacking to do. He monologues it today about weird guests, everything happens for a reason, whatever, missing socks, confusing bottom sheets, annoying pantomime artists, price checking dollar store products, and a whole slew of other odd encounters... Enjoy.

2/3/21 Hypnotherapy Works; Groundhog Really?

Ron takes a look at hypnotherapy and rejoices in it. On a different subject, he tries to understand Groundhog Day.....Guest: Hypnotherapist to the Stars and Author Kimberly Friedmutter

2/2/21 TV Drugs; Martini Anyone?

Ron continues not to understand his fellow human. Why advertise perscription drugs on TV when we can't buy or perscribe them?.. Staying six feet apart is most often quite enjoyable.... Guest: Digital Currency Expert David Treat

2/1/21 Devolution?; Never Happened

Ron recognizes that humans apparently stopped evolving. He also wonders what ever happened to flying cars and robot maids.... Guest: Emily Arseneau talks about bars and margaritas

1/29/21 We Use/Eat Cookies; Social Media Mess

Ron examines the social media world that has screwed up our lives. Quite fittingly, we name the components after childish terms.... Guests: Social Media Policy Experts Steve DelBianco and Carl Szabo (Net Choice)

1/28/21 Your Sucky Job?; A Little Lie

Ron looks at the world of supermarket jobs in an unusual way. Do you remember your first sucky job?.... Guest: Dietician Bonnie Taub-Dix

1/27/21 Expensive Update; Pencil Point

Ron continues to march his way through the craziness of our lives. Pencils don't commit to what they're writing........ Guest: Author Art Rios "Let's Talk"

1/26/21 Sex Without Partners; Tuna Time

Ron looks at online dating without physical interaction. He also tries again (in vain) to explain life before the millennials showed up... Guest: Claire O'Connor with Bumble.

1/25/21 Everday Prostitution; Worst Winter Ever?

Ron "monologues it" today. He covers a multitide of topics: human remote controls, bad commercials, everyday prostitution, abusing the open houses concept, inability to cook, scheduling your shower, and the list goes on. Strap yourself in for the ride.

1/22/21 Toilet and Life Analogy; Vitamin What?

Ron explores the world of naming vitamins. Why did they stop at E? Ron also invents a way to flush out your body, just like a toilet.... Guest: Pharmacist BreAnn Taylor

1/21/21 Powerball Hell; I'm Not Mentioning Him Again

That was an awesome Inauguration/ TV commercial for our Country. Someone has won and also lost the Powerball thing.... No guest. Ron monologues it today. 

1/20/21 Day of Hope; Lottery Craziness

Ron prays for a day of hope and peace for our Country. By the way, the lottery jackpots are insane and yet another form of hope.... Guest: Dermatologist Michelle Henry talks about collagen

1/19/21 Not My First Rodeo Clown

Ron reflects on his life and is looking to write another book, which he has been saying for over 10 years. He also wonders who goes through life with the dream of becoming a rodeo clown. Probably not too many people..... Guest: Author Linda S. Cunningham "Early Thursday"

1/18/21 Strangers Are Wearing My Pants; Honest Lies

Ron is disgusted when strangers wear his pants.. What?.. Also, Ron questions how we lie to our children with outlandish stories..... Guest: Food Allergy Expert Lisa Gable

1/15/21 Vacuum Cleaner Analogy; Bad Alumni

Ron compares life to a vacuum cleaner. He is also contacted by his high school alumni for odd reasons.... Guest: Hewlitt Jackson Info Officer Mark Steber

1/14/21 Bad News; Cheerleader Business

Ron looks at the bad recent events and craves the company of a cheerleader... Guest: Disney TV Host Amber Kemp Gerstel "Happy Artist Contest"

1/13/21 Chewing My Cud; Jury Duty Really?

Ron looks at cud chewing. It's a thing. He then turns his attention to oddities about jury duty... Guest: Author Ariane Szu-Tu with National Geographic talking about dangers of plastics

1/12/21 Mexican Pantomime; No More Buffets For You

Ron takes a look at the Mexican cuisine, which is simple yet addicting. He doesn't speak Spanish, so he has no idea what they are saying on Mexican soap operas, but they sure are fun to watch. Enjoy today's sarcastic romp.

1/11/21 Your Fly Is Open; Hey Guys

Ron rambles through weird social habits, including how we take solace in our bathrooms. Ever walk around with your fly open and not notice it until later in the day? Why do women refer to themselves as "guys?" Dove dish detergent cleans birds but not dishes?.... Guest: Author Ted Bunch "Book of Dares"

1/8/21 Lame White House; It's Beer?

Ron gets 8 cents in the mail. Find out why. He also declares that (as greatly intelligent as he is), he just doesn't understand some things.... Guest: John Walker with the Altantic Brewing Company about a new type of beer

1/7/21 What Can I Say?

Ron departs from the lifestyle comedy for a shortened episode, because there's nothing funny about what happened yesterday.

1/6/21 Not All That Healthy; What The Hell Is Going On Here?

Ron examines why most humans avoid eating healthy. Eating wrong tastes better.... Guest: Dr. Neal Barnard "Your Body In Balance"

1/5/21 Screwing Yourself On Social Media

Ron looks at how over engaging in social media can ruin your prospects for everything. Sexy poses and strong opinions really don't get you anything except regrets. 

1/4/21 Don't Open That Box; Naming Rights

Ron kicks off the year by reminding you how you looked better when you were younger. Feel like gazing at old photographs of your youth? Don't do it....... Guest: Dermatologist Michelle Henry

12/31/20 New Years? What's The Point?

Ron looks at this weird global tradition, which serves absolutely no purpose other than making us act like idiots.

12/30/20 Don't Sit On The Baby; The Sun Also Rises

Ron denounces basic stupidity. The sun rises? We call that babysitting? We put our pants on over our heads?.... Guest: Devon Torrey is a chair performance expert

12/29/20 Wearing Red at Target; Gas Station Coffee

Ron hits some odd topics: gas station coffee vs. Starbucks, wear red to Target and you apparently work there, it's only a dollar?.... Guest: Buying A Car During A Pandemic with Nik Mils

12/28/20 Santa's Dilemma; Do Not Remove Any Tags

Ron talks about the end of the Holidays, removing merchandise tags, cheap greeting cards, Christmas gets a tree and Chanukah gets a bush, an other bizzare observations. There's no guest today. Just Ron doing the monologue thing.

12/24/20 A Weird Holiday; Twas The Night

Ron talks about the Holidays and takes a different look at how we celebrate it. There is no guest today, so it's just Ron. Deal with it.
 
 

12/23/20 Flat Earth Really?; Deflatable Santa

Ron needs to avoid the crazy people. One guest wants to be on the program to say that the Earth is really flat. That won't happen. Yes Emily, Santa deflates in nature.... Guest: DIY Expert Audrey Van De Castle

12/22/20 Immune From You; What's The Point?

Ron takes a look at what we shove into our mouths and our quest to take pills to be healthy... Guest: Dr. Cass Ingram has some homeopathic ideas

12/21/20 Frustration,: A Pantload Thereof

Ron spends the entirte show today expressing frustration...in a comedic fashion, of course. No guests. Just Ron. Good luck with that.