Ron Van Dam Show

So, you can't function without your morning coffee? Seriously? Corona Stuff freaking me out. ...Guest: Author Ron Felber talks about alien abductions

No guest today...just Ron spouting off about stuff. He protests large meat packages, shames Costco, wonders where Jared from Subway is right now, shows his pride in being a lazy bastard, and still manages to compare his wardrobe to that of Mr. Rogers. 

We went way too far with computers and now have screwed ourselves. Ron also searches for this so-called "cloud" that has our info dangling somewhere over New Jersey...Guest: Verizon Mobile Phone Security Expert Bryan Sartin

Ron congratulates Bloomberg on winning American Samoa (sarcastically). Do you even know where this is?...Guest: LIsa Gable is CEO of Food Allergy Research & Education

Ron comments on how people talk and how stupid they often sound. He finds great comfort in the removal of pants. Vote today if you're a Super Tuesday State...Guest: Author Philip Rucker with his NY Times Best Seller "A Very Stable Genius"

Ron breaks down the virus scare. He also looks at the fried food pandemic...Guest: Bumble's Clare O'Connor talks about meeting people online

Ron wonders how to process this Coronavirus thing. He also looks at difficult places to live.. Guest: Food Network Celebrity Chef Ceci Carmichael

Ron takes a look at the world virus outbreak. He also shares his thoughts on our lazy wardrobe habits as Americans.... Guest: Author ME Sims "A Little Bit of Pleasure"

Ron discusses the structure of the Debates. He then cites reasons why everybody is after us, and we should run like hell... Guest: Tess Masters is The Blender Girl

Ron reports the news to you in a different way. Bernie Sanders is angry and the stock market dives.... Guest: Author Ryan Gottfredson "Success Mindsets"

Ron goes to the movie theater, but is annoyed by the patrons who won't shut up...Guest: Veterinarian Jeff Werber talks about why your dog scratches itself so much

Ron remarks at the fact that Trump doesn't have a dog and explains why not...Guest: Female Rock Group "The Mrs." talks to Ron and performs their original hit song

Ron talks about how we relate to each other as we get older, a stupid response from a CVS clerk, and various other annoying things... Guest: Actress/Comedian Vicki Lawrence talks about CIU

Ron hits a number of social topics and explains things that you couldn't possibly understand.. Guest: Author Claire MacIntosh "I See You"

Ron found it weird to include Trump on President's Day. Ron also comments on the evils of looking into your bathroom mirror. He also warns you to question everything that you hear..Guest: NY Times Best Selling Author Vera Zakem about Fake News

Ron sees the ridiculous habits of people in the Winter. He then turns his attention to various other topics such as the irony of Trump. He also looks at how CVS became so annoyingly popular.... Guest: Author Bill Eddy "Five Types of People Who Can Ruin Your Life"

Ron spouts his opinion on Valentine's Day traditions that make no sense. Flowers that die, greeting cards written by someone else, romantic cruises that trap you in the middle of the ocean, etc... Guest: Dr. Pepper Schwartz "Married At First Sight" talks about relationships

Ron has a field day about online dating and the weird people that surround us... Guest: Hungry Girl Diet Creator Lisa Lillien

Ron talks about how glasses and nerds are very sexy. Actress Cheryl Ladd joins the conversation.

Ron rambles through sex and cheese. I know. It makes no sense... Guest: Shark Tank's "Mo's Bow Ties". He was the kid on Shark Tank that got his backing from a Shark and turned his bow ties into a multi million dollar business.

Ron is tired of stupid sayings and lame jokes. Ron has his follow-up with the doctor today which results in being insulted....Guest: Dr. Neal Barnard "Your Body In Balance"

Can you believe that Ron can rant for over 10 minutes about lunch meat and mortadella? Well, he does....Guest: Veterinarian Dana Varble

Ron comments on the "kiss-ass" Republican Senators, wonders if he should tip for take out, and discovers the obvious need to serve warm bread. 

Ron comments on the economy, the stupid caucus in Iowa, and Rush Limbaugh.. Guest: Michele Sullivan is the successful president of the Caterpillar Corporation and is only four feet tall. She talks about her book of inspiration"Looking Up"

Ron "runs" into a man with verbal diarrhea. He then turns his attention to jury duty, how he dislikes it, and how to avoid it...Guest: Author Steven Kolter "The Future Is Faster Than You Think"

Ron hits some weird topics today. A couple is kicked off of an American Airlines flight because they stink. Then, Ron points out Trumps lack of geography skills. Interested in getting a pet pig?..Guest: Uncle John of "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" 

Ron wonders why every character in movies has sex so easily. He then displays his cynical approach to genetic testing and family trees...Guest:Madeline Lynch is genetic expert from 23andMe

Ron spouts off about the Senate's impeachment removal trial, as it comes to a pre-planned ending. What? Not even an apology?...... Guest: Dr. Orlando Ortiz and CEO Beth Bettagalino about bone health

Can you you believe there's a shirt called a wife beater? Seriously? Ron also questions the existence of laced up shoes and foot fetishes...Guest: Author Greg Sulzer "27 Questions To Make You Sweat" 

Although it's unpopular, Ron dumps on unruly children. Instead of reduced children prices in movies and restaurants, they should pay more than adults or be banned completely...Guest: Automotive Expert Nik J. Miles

Actress/Humorist/Oracle Tori LaGarde joins Ron on Mondays to discuss social weirdness...Tori's Start, Impeach This, Friend Sticking To Story, Bad Judgment, She Dumped One in the Parking Lot, Poor Mr. Peanut, Floor Model Things, Reeking of Pot, Ignite Your Car, Waste of Movie Money, other stuff

Ron is asked for his ID to purchase liquor, and awkwardly responds. Later, he is annoyed that newspapers endorse candidates.... Guest: Comedian Bill Engvall about getting old

Ron remembers the warnings that his parents told him in childhood. He then questions phrases that we use at funerals. Also, a visit from horoscope guru Kip Starchild.... Guests: Authors Dr. Kate Anderson Foley and Jennifer Anderson-Smith "Ida Finds Her Voice"

Ron delves into the world of pets and how we often care more about them than humans, and often rightfully so... Guest: Veterinarian Dama Varble talks about advances in pet care medical technology

Ron takes a hard look at the stupidity of the Royal Family system. He then describes the pain of assembling things...Guest: Shannon Cook from Spotify talks about music and sound trends

Actress/Humorist/Oracle Tori LaGarde joins Ron on Mondays to discuss various news and social topics: Shingles Part Deux, No Mail Today, Lights Out, Every Tunnel Is A Railroad, Royal Pain and Odd Name, Alert Worked, Lawyer Up, Too Much Wood, Clean Me Out, Bakery Smells, and other stuff

Ron dumps on Trump's presidency as performing his old comedy routine. The President complains about toilets, light bulbs, and dishwashers... Guest: Executive Director of Sister Song Coalition about abortion rights

Ron likes people, but not so close to him. It's a tolerance to humans with which he has a problem... Guest: Author Mark J. Hartwig "Placebocracy and Other Ailments: A Classical Liberal Take on America Today"

Ron digs through many social topics that include eating, losing weight, fast food restaurants, and other twisted topics.. Guest: Singer/Songwriter Linda Perry (wife of actress Sara Gilbert)

Ron remembers Romper Room, tries to figure out Biblical miracles, and loses his shoes (all in one show)... Guest: Author Cornelius Bond writes about the genius of financial wizard legend T. Rowe Price